FIRE MISSION BRIEF
1
CALL FOR FIRE
You send coordinates: logo, inside joke, quantity.
2
WE PLOT & ADJUST
Free mockups hit your inbox in ≤48 hrs – faster than a JTAC says “danger close.”
3
CLEARED HOT
Approve + drop 50%. We take P-cards, company cards, or blood oaths.
4
SEND IT DOWN RANGE
Gear impacts looking like it just won the gunfight. Zero duds.
PREVIOUS FIRE MISSIONS – IMPACT CONFIRMED
From ship commands to small businesses running on coffee, spite, and standards — if your crew’s worth printing for, we’ve sent it down range.
ORDNANCE LOADOUT (per piece)
| Quantity |
1–2 Color |
Full Color / F+B |
| 14–24 |
$24 |
$28 |
| 25–49 |
$22 |
$26 |
| 50–99 |
$18 |
$22 |
| 100–199 |
$15 |
$19 |
| 200+ |
$13 |
$17 |
Hoodies +$10–15 • Hats +$8 • No setup fees for military/first responders
FIRE MISSION INBOUND
Your crew’s about to get the best gear on the planet.
Call for fire below – mockups on target in 48 hrs or less.
Honor • Respect • Integrity
We call fire the same way we served — fast, accurate, and zero bullshit.
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